So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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