carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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