just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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