I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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