i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she looked like the before picture.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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