# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My vagina is very pro this idea
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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