he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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