**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
...so i touched it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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