Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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