She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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