quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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