Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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