But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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