so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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