He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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