Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
you never un-have a 4some
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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