I hope mine doesn't look like that
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
