PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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