no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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