what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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