8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
im about as happy as oj after his trial
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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