Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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