Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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