So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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