Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize