The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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