i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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