why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She's the barista slut.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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