Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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