Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Randomize
