I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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