OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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