member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You're like the curious george of whores
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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