I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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