And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
