We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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