i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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