Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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