what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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