i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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