Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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