At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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