Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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