Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i now understand why vodka
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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