so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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