she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I did not marry a roomba.
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