fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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