She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
