I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
