My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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