btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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