She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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