..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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