He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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